Anime Quotes – Boob Edition!

Oct 26, 2013 by

Anime Quotes – Boob Edition!

As a fellow anime fan, you much like myself must have realized by now that there’s a special emphasis on breasts in the anime world which I quite frankly welcome with open or pinched hands, but the argument that it’s cheap fanservice makes sense. Whether Orihime from Bleach, Nami from One Piece, or Tsunade from Naruto, or Yoko from Gurren Lagann (notice a genre pattern here?)  there’s no doubt that they leave a lasting impression. While we at made it our purpose to focus on the deeper more philosophical aspect of the anime world and educate others about it, improportionate breasts cannot and should not be ignored! So let’s begin shall we? We apologize in advance for the slightly shobinist undertone this whole post is presenting… pafu pafu*


Top 10 Anime Quotes about Boobs


kon bleach quotes



10. Well, I could tell whether or not Orihime is the real one…if she would invite me into her Valley of the Gods!
Kon – referring to Orihime’s boobs (Bleach)

matsumoto quotes

9.  That was close. I almost died.
How? What happened?
I can’t breathe if I lie facedown because of my boobs! Don’t you know what that feels like?
I don’t.
Well you should have more sympathy. It’s not easy being a girl and being beautiful.
Shut up!
Rangiku, Hitsugaya, Kira (Bleach)

Mahoro andou quotes

8. I think you should be careful that your unnaturally swelling cow udder breasts don’t turn into something that resembles over pickled daikon radishes that have been left out on the counter too long!
Mahoro Andou (Mahoromatic)

Hyodo Issei quotes




7.  Boobs are heavier than a man’s life.
Issei Hyodo (High School DxD)


yoichi hiruma quotes





6. What smells like old milk….Oh I know…. It’s YOU….you know you should stop sucking your moms tits when you get into high school.
Hiruma Yoichi (Eyeshield 21)

son goku quotes





5. Why do women have butts on their chests?
Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)


4. Your boobs are so big! How do they get so bouncy?

Even if I told you…… That’s right: it’s all in the heart! If you have big dreams in your heart, you will grow big boobs, probably.
Chohi Yokutoku and Kan’u Unchou (Ikkitousen)

Junichirou Quotes

3. Boobs that Don’t Shake Aren’t Boobs at All
Hoshimura Junichirou (Zetsuen no Tempest)

Mahoro andou quotes

2. I think that dirty thoughts are very bad. And you want to know what else I think? I think that women’s breasts are important vessels which exist to provide nourishment for babies and should never be looked at lewdly by a young male person. I am certain that your mother taught you that important lesson when she raised you and yet there you are, looking at women’s breasts inside a dirty magazine with lewdness in your eyes………..
Mahoro Andou (Mahoromatic)

Sagara Yoshiharu Quotes





1. Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!
Yoshiharu (The Ambition of Oda Nobuna)


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