The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

 

 

Anime News Network : On the first day of high school a beautiful girl named Haruhi Suzumiya introduces herself as having “no interest in ordinary humans”. She asks for any aliens, time travelers, sliders or espers to join her. Watching her weird behaviour is Kyon who sits in front of Haruhi and is the only person who talks to her. When Kyon comments about Haruhi’s joining every club in school and then quitting he unwittingly gives Haruhi an idea to start her own after school club. Thereafter Kyon and several others find themselves dragged, literally, into the Save our world by Overloading it with fun Suzumiya Haruhi’s Brigade (the S.O.S. Brigade for short).

 

It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass.
Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)


Humans have called those who can create and destroy the world at will as God.
Koizumi Itsuki (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Men are worthless. Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgement, like a kind of mental illness.
Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
Haruhi (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist.
Koizumi Itsuki (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?
Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Celebrating Mr. Jesus’s birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don’t we celebrate Buddha’s and Muhammad’s birthday next time?
Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Sometimes I get the feeling that we’re all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss. Koizumi Itsuki (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.
Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world.
Yuki Nagato (Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya)

The key in turning people on is a girl with a lolita face and big breasts.
Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)