Hetalia Quotes


Anime News Network :  Italy, once home of the strongest empire in the world, has changed. This is the story of Italy, now a cowardly pasta-loving fool, and his friends (other personified countries of the world) as they live through strange moments in world history.


You Frenchies just love to hate us! Why don’t you go back to making statues of hot green chicks!
America (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

I say we attack Italy first, because they can’t drive and are usually drunk.
America (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face.
Russia (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Am I Catholic or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…
Britain, while drunk (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust.
Russia (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the ‘Christ’ part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff ’til we’re sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?
America (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Sometimes I like to ride the goat while I swab the deck!
And that’s not a euphemism for anything!
Sealand (Hetalia: Axis Powers)