Funny Anime Quotes

Kriemhild: No, I’m an adult, and you’re a horny child.

H-neun: In that case, please make a man out of me! By all means!
(Kakumeiki Valvrave)


Do evil, get caught, then claim demons were brainwashing you. A common way that human politicians evade responsibility.
Demon Queen (Maoyu)


I have one last request. Please slap me in the face with that wad of cash.
Yui Hirasawa (K-On!)


Why do people have to work? I just want to eat and sleep. I should have been born as a panda at the zoo.
Kazuya Hiramaru (Bakuman)


I say we attack Italy first, because they can’t drive and are usually drunk.
America (Hetalia: Axis Powers)


How could these eggs be so fragile and shatter from an impact like that?! Are they not shells that shelter unborn life?
Mina Tepes (Dance in the Vampire Bund)


Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry.
Motoharu (Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou)


What I want to do most? Let’s see… Just once, I really want to let loose and pee in my pants.
Hidenori Tabata (Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou)


Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the ‘Christ’ part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff ’til we’re sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?
America (Hetalia: Axis Powers)


I don’t think I’m cut out for manual labor, I need to get a more creative job, like saving the whales.
Tsukamoto Tenma (School Rumble)


A little water never hurt anyone… besides, people are always telling me I’m dripping with good looks.
Tamaki Suoh (Ouran High School Host Club)


I’ve always wanted someone to ask me if I would like fries with that.
Kotobuki Tsumugi (K-On!)


Love is simply an electrical bug in the human neural circuit.
Akasaka Ryuunosuke (Sakurasou No Pet Na Kanojo)


Kazumi, teach me how to make babies.
Shana (Shakugan no Shana)


There are only two kinds of rock guitarists: Jeff Beck and everyone else.
Akiyama Mio (K-On!)


My name is Duck. Yes, like the bird. Take it up with my parents. They never loved me!
Duck (Princess Tutu)


If you were to drown… I won’t let anyone else give you mouth-to-mouth respiration.
Usui Takumi (Kaichou wa Maid-sama!)


It’s so early in the morning I feel like puking.
Shura Kirigakure (Ao No Exorcist)


Boobs that don’t shake, aren’t boobs at all.
Junichirou Hoshimura (Zetsuen No Tempest)


You really are red. It would be fun to hang you from a traffic light and stop cars.
Kuroyukihime (Accel World)


You’ll be fighting Crow, whom I believe you’ve met. He’s your typical muscle-headed jock. I’ve heard people say even his penis is ripped.
Tsunenaga Tamaki (Deadman Wonderland)


I hide dark secret no one will guess because of my sweet face.
Russia (Hetalia: Axis Powers)


Sometimes I like to ride the goat while I swab the deck!
And that’s not a euphemism for anything!
Sealand (Hetalia: Axis Powers)


All girls like fortune-telling at the genetic level.
Fujibayashi Ryou (Clannad)

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