Funny Anime Quotes


Okay, here’s the plan: We go in, start hitting people, and see where it takes us.
Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)


High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me!
Sohma Shigure (Fruits Basket)


If you have time to think of a beautiful end, then live beautifully until the end.
Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)


Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features.
Might Guy (Naruto)


The key in turning people on is a girl with a lolita face and big breasts.
Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)


Mugen: You sure do eat a lot.
Fuu: There’s always room for free food.
(Samurai Champloo)


Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us!!!


I’m telling you this because you don’t get it, you think you get it, which isn’t the same as actually getting it. Get it?
Hatake Kakash (Naruto)


It doesn’t matter who they are, I won’t forgive anyone who tries to stand out more than me.
Black Star (Soul Eater)


Do you know of my hat?
Excalibur (Soul Eater)


How can woman say completely illogical stuff with such complete confidence?!
Soul (Soul Eater)


When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it
Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)


A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi


Stress makes you bald, but it’s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway, so in the end there’s nothing you can do.


You Frenchies just love to hate us! Why don’t you go back to making statues of hot green chicks!
America (Hetalia: Axis Powers)


I think you should be careful that your unnaturally swelling cow udder breasts don’t turn into something that resembles over pickled daikon radishes that have been left out on the counter too long!
Mahoro Andou (Mahoromatic)


All this foolish occultism is giving my realist brain a headache.
William Twining (Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist)

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