Funny Anime Quotes
I’ll take a potato chip AND EAT IT!
Light Yagami (Death Note)
I’m so beautiful it scares me!
Hotohori (Fushigi Yugi)
Yusuke : back to skipping detentions.
Kuwabara : video games!
Kurama : my human mother.
Hiei : Various crimes.
(Yu Yu Hakusho)
I like the way this girl operates! She showed me her butt before she shows me her face! Is she a stripper
Onizuka (Great Teacher Onizuka)
Damn it, there’s so many idiots who’s asses I have to kick! I’ll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of them all!
Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)
Will you bear my child?
It’s irrational. It’s impossible. It’s against my religion.
Oh, How could I forget, you have a thing for Dead Girls!
Pain is nothing. It’s death that concerns me.
LOVE & PEACE!
Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
I dont like it, it smells girly!
Kuwabara Kazuma (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Why so blue green man?
Raditz (Dragonball Z)
They were traps? I thought they were attractions
Killua (Hunter X Hunter)
What tremendous strength, I bet she’s single.
I don’t care what you call me, i’m still taking your cake
L (Death Note)
Misa: I can’t even imagine a world without Light
L: Yes, it would be quite dark.
My plan was perfect but there was one thing I overlooked, one factor I failed to calculate, he’s a dumbass…and there’s no accounting for Dumbass….Ness.
Agito Wanijima (Air Gear)