Funny Anime Quotes


There, you’re not so bad, you just dress bad
parasite in D’s hand (Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust)


I see. Ayane is the type of person who is thinking positively to the extent of being stupid.
Suzu (Nagasarete Airantou)


I am pissed off at your insensitive inability to understand why i’m pissed off in the first place!
Hachi (Nana)


Emperor, you’re very popular with the guys.
Mitsukake (Fushigi Yugi)


The letters I’ve written before are all blackmail to people.
I’m not sure if I know how to write a real letter.
Killua Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter)


Sanity? Sorry, but I don’t remember having such a useless thing in the first place.
Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)


I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give villians like you my name!.
Misao Makimachi (Rurouni Kenshin)


I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less.
Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)


I wouldn’t mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit
Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)


Is that all you have to say, they’re last words you know.
Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)


Can you stop guessing if they got the question right based on the amount of time left when they cut to commercial!?
Hiiragi Kagami (Lucky Star)


God’s not at home. He’s on vacation at Vegas.
Eda (Black Lagoon)


I’m not just a pervert…I’M A SUPER PERVERT
Jiraiya (Naruto)


You tried peeking at me in the showers!.
It’s just natural curiosity towards the unknown!
Sheena Fujibayashi and Zelos Wilder (Tales of Symphonia)


When you meet with scary people, you must always protect your wallet and asshole!
(Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid)


If I sit like a normal person my investigative abilities would be half as effective.
L (Death Note)


Women’s minds and Autumn Winds Change Often.
Hap (Eureka Seven)


Give a kid a smoke he’ll be happy for a day.
Teach him how to smoke… he’ll be happy for a whole shortened life.
Eikichi Onizuka (Great TeacherOnizuka)


Hmm how shall I say this… My first impression is… I don’t like you guys.
Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)


In addition to knowing the secrets of the Universe, I can assure you that I am also quite potty trained.
Koenma (Yu Yu Hakusho)


I’m literally hemorrhaging generosity.
Zaraki Kenpachi (Bleach)


Kakashi: That’s it? Then I’ll show you. Underneath this mask…
Naruto,Sasuke,Sakura: Uh-huh…
Kakashi: Underneath this mask…
Naruto,Sasuke,Sakura: Yeah…
Kakshi: Underneath this mask… Is another mask!
Kakshi (Naruto)

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