Funny Anime Quotes


Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk and you have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night,but its to cold outside your bed you dont want to get up but the URGE TO URINATE IS JUST TO STRONG. You make up your mind and go you run to the bathroom, stand infront of the toilet, and let loose! you think your whole life has led up to this moment! BUT THEN YOU REALIZE IT ISNT THE BATHROOM YOU’RE STILL IN BED! The feeling of the luke warm wetness spreads like wildfire! BUT YOU DON’T STOP! YOU CANT STOP. THAT IS THE TRUTH OF STRAWBERRY MILK DO YOU GET IT PEOPLE!?!?!? STRAWBERRY MILK! STRAWBERRY MILK! STRAWBERRY MILK!!!
Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)


If we are to trade insults on flamboyant lifestyles, you may not come out with the upper hand.
Sohma Yuki (Fruits Basket)


Celebrating Mr. Jesus’s birthday(Christmas) was fun, why don’t we celebrate Buddha’s and Muhammad’s birthday next time?.
Suzumiya Haruhi (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)


Spike Spiegel: Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I hate?
Jet Black: Whatever…
Spike Spiegel: Kids… animals… and women with attitude.
Jet Black: Oh?
Spike Spiegel: So why do we have all three neatly gathered on our ship!
(Cowboy Bebop)


At least your act is tough.
Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho)


Why don’t we drink to me and my reflection in your lovely eyes?.
Cowboy Andy (Cowboy Bebop)


I can bask in the valley of the gods
Kon – Talking about Orihime’s boobs (Bleach)


As much as I can’t stand the humans, I think I loathe tourists even more.
Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)


I can show you what color your brain is.
Revy (Black Lagoon)


And while you’re waiting for us to kill you, we highly recomend p*ssing yourself, Followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowarding in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, theres still time for an old-fashioned Suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! goodnight!!
Yan Valentine (Hellsing)


Sokka: I’m too young to die!
Old Fisherman: I’m not but I still don’t wanna!
(Avatar: The Last Airbender)


If you die, don’t come crying to me about it.
Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)


Uncle Iroh: So this is how Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew has more honor than you. Thank you for the tea. It was delicious.
Prince Zuko: Do you really mean that, Uncle?
Uncle Iroh: Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.
(Avatar: The Last Airbender)

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