Funny Anime Quotes
True pain takes time, my friend.
Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Sokka: Now, men, it’s important that you show no fear when you face a firebender. In the Water Tribe, we fight to the last man standing. For without courage, how can we call ourselves men?
Little boy: I gotta pee.
Sokka: Listen. Until your fathers return from the war, they’re counting on you to be the men of the tribe. And that means no potty breaks!
(Avatar: The Last Airbender)
We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass.
Sohma Shigure (Fruits Basket)
A thief is a creative artist who takes his prey in style, but a detective is nothing more than a critic who follows our footsteps. Kuroba Kaito (Magic Kaito)
Come on, this is contest of freaks, and I’m as normal as they come.
Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
If you’re going to modify me, at least turn me into a grasshopper man! Or a beetle man! Or one of those Imagin freaks!
Itoshiki Nozomu (Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei)
Onizuka’s penis is bit by a snake
Someone. Suck the poison out!…Fuyutsuki-chan. I beg you! Suck it out quickly!.
Onizuka Eikichi (Great Teacher Onizuka)
Tomo: Human bodies are lighter than water, so we should be able to float even if we don’t do anything.
Osaka: Really? But if that’s true, no one would die from drowning.
Tomo: Their bodies always float to the top.
Osaka: I see. I should be a corpse!
Takino Tomo and Ayumu “”Osaka”” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)
It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass.
Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Why am I crying in french?!
Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
From this point on, all you opinions will be rejected!
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)
If there were many clumsy, perverted and fun people like you the world would be a better place.
Tendo Rushuna (Grenadier)
Are you okay? When you turned around the ball hit your face instead but still managed to reach the goal. Very impressive.
Kinomoto Sakura explaining the bandaid on Syaoran Li’s nose (Cardcaptor Sakura)