Azumanga Daioh Quotes

 

 

IMDB : Azumanga Daioh is a whimsical, hilarious and very cute look at the lives of an ecclectic group of high school girls and their teachers at a Tokyo high school. As the series progresses, small bits of their lives are shown, slowly painting a bigger picture as the cast shares the ups and downs of high school life, revolving around a close-knit friendship and a lot of silliness.

 

Yesterday, I had the most TERRIFYIN’ experience! …Last night, I was all alone in my room… when outta nowhere… CAME THE SMELL OF A FART THAT WASN’T MINE!
Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)


You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren’t wearing anything. Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)

Tomo: Human bodies are lighter than water, so we should be able to float even if we don’t do anything.
Osaka: Really? But if that’s true, no one would die from drowning.
Tomo: Their bodies always float to the top. Osaka: I see. I should be a corpse!
Takino Tomo and Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)

I think that when Christmas-time comes… There’s a red-nosed reindeer. That’s mean. “Your shining nose is useful in the fog…” The way he said it doesn’t help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you’d get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.
Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)

Kagura: Now, if we accept that Santa doesn’t exist – do reindeer exist?

Tomo: [after a bout of explosive laughter] This girl believes in reindeer! [Continues laughing, the other girls gasp.]

Yomi: Reindeer do exist.
(Azumanga Daioh)